"A chicken received a rude awakening when its owner discovered it sleeping face down in his backyard.
Fred Eaton shared video of his chicken with its legs sticking up from a pile of grass before poking it several times in an attempt to wake it up.
`I caught my chicken sleeping on the job,` Eaton titled the video."
Never mind the existential question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why is the chicken sleeping in the grass with its legs sticking up?
If you come across a chicken with its legs sticking up from a pile of grass would you let sleeping chickens lie, or would you poke it like this wanker?
Finally if you were a blogger, would you waste your time posting this story?