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Published:June 20th, 2016 11:18 EST

World`s Largest 'Fart-In' Planned for Hillary Clinton`s Acceptance Speech in Philadelphia

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Philadelphia: Cheri Honkala, the leader of the Poor People`s Economic Human Rights Campaign, announced that her group was organizing the world`s largest `fart-in` to be held on July 28 at the Wells Fargo Center during Hillary Clinton`s anticipated acceptance speech for the Democratic nomination.

`We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28,` she said. `We are setting up a Clintonville there, modeled on the Hoovervilles of the 1930s where the poor and unemployed built shanty towns. The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing.`

Honkala said she would issue an invitation to Sanders to join the bean supper, which she is calling Beans for Hillary. She has asked donors to send cans of beans to 1301-W Porter Street, Philadelphia, Pa., 19148."


I`d rather listen to Britney Spears recite beatnik poetry, than be forced to listen to Hillary Clinton`s acceptance speech for the Democratic nomination.

The screeching, the chronic cough, the bellicose rhetoric signifying nothing -- just shoot me please. Hillary may fill the Wells Fargo Center with her hot air, but when her platitudes dissipate she will still be working for the interests of the one percent.

A fart-in to protest Crooked Hillary is a political action that I can get behind; I will be sending cans of beans to the aforementioned address.

I hope that Bernie Sanders will keep the revolution alive and join the fart-in. Lovers of democracy must fight fire with fire and fight Hillary`s toxic character with mighty farts.

Young people, for the love of God, come bloated to the Democratic Convention and fart like there`s no tomorrow. Fight the establishment with your thunderous farts!

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