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Published:July 3rd, 2016 09:50 EST

Donald Trump Should Choose a Carnival Barker as His Running Mate

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Donald Trump is closing in on a vice presidential pick, with the vetting process in full swing. Trump will make the announcement sometime between now and the end of the Republican National Convention on July 21."

The Hill

The Republicans most likely to join the ticket are:

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich
Alabama Governor Jeff Sessions
Indiana Governor Mike Pence
Tennessee Senator Bob Corker
Ohio Governor John Kasich

These are all solid candidates, but none of them can do justice to the entity known as Donald Trump. The blowhard billionaire needs to think outside the box, and choose a non-politician.

Trump needs to dispatch his top aides to carnivals and select the most talented carnival barker to be his running mate.

Trump`s presidential campaign has been a carnival, and he`s the biggest freak in the world of politics -- only a carnival barker can highlight Trump`s attributes.

A carnival barker can exhort voters and describe Trump`s huge qualities and beautiful policy initiatives. Carnival barkers are experts at enticing people to pay good money to see the freaks at the carnival.

The perfect carnival barker to promote Trump would be a drop-dead gorgeous woman with a penchant for wearing string bikinis.

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