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Published:July 13th, 2016 15:23 EST
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Woman Crashes Car into House While Praying With Eyes Closed

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Florida said a woman who crashed into a house after blowing through a stop sign told investigators she had been praying with her eyes closed."

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This is a classic example of a woman being so heavenly-minded that she`s no earthly good.

The Good Book does say "pray without ceasing", but neither the Good Lord or GPS will prevent you from getting into an accident if you are praying with your eyes closed when you`re driving.

The religious driver was cited for reckless driving with property damage; I hope she was sentenced to serious jail time. I pray her minister will punish her by forcing her to recite 1,000 "Our Fathers", with or without her eyes closed.

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