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Published:September 7th, 2016 17:55 EST

PoopFarter From Hell Serenades Commuters on New York City Subway

By Robert Paul Reyes

When you ride the subway in New York City you never know what lunacy you will encounter.

On Labor Day commuters witnessed a man wearing a T-shirt with the word "Poop" and sign reading "farting", with a recording playing from speakers on the man`s back, repeating "Pooping fart, fart pooping" on a loop.

Some may describe this nutjob as a "performance artist", but I`m from San Francisco and I can readily recognize a true performance artist. A genuine performance artist would have defecated and farted for real, this dude is just a wannabe. You have to keep shi* real when you`re a performance artist.

I would have beat the holy hell out of this wanker for shaming the fine art of performance art.

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