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Published:September 21st, 2016 14:00 EST

The Hamdog: An Abomination from Down Under: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Craving a hamburger or hot dog? Why choose one when you can have both? An Australian man has put a new twist on those all-American meaty main courses by patenting the Hamdog, which relieves your indecision by cramming both choices into one.

The Hamdog is exactly what you might make if you were a college student who`d had a few too many beers and started rummaging through your dorm fridge at 2 a.m. There`s a regular hamburger patty, but with the addition of a hot dog neatly splitting it right down the middle. The best part? A mutant bun that covers the whole thing, and looks kind of like the planet Saturn in profile."


A culinary abomination like the Hamdog could only have been created in the Land Down Under where the natives dine on vegemite sandwiches and kangaroo burgers.

God damn this Aussie straight to hell for making a mockery of America`s favorite meals by combing the two into an execrable mess that only a demon would sink his teeth into.

I`m as American as apple pie and I love me some hot dogs and hamburgers, but I wouldn`t even feed a Hamdog to my pooch.

If the inventor, Mark Murray of Perth, ever sets foot in the United States he should be grilled alive like a hot dog or a burger on a grill.

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