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Published:October 25th, 2016 11:51 EST

Baby Jesus Statue an Orange Abomination: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A statue of baby Jesus got a facelift after it was vandalized in northern Ontario and the result is turning heads.

"The Ste. Anne des Pins parish in Sudbury, Ont., says the statue, which was beheaded by unknown vandals a year ago, was recently fitted with a temporary clay head crafted by a local artist.

The new head a placeholder until the artist can sculpt a permanent replacement out of stone has captured the attention of many in the parish and on social media.

Some online have compared the head, with its spiky clay crown, to a character on the popular cartoon `The Simpsons` or to the infamously botched restoration of a fresco of Jesus in Spain."


When an artist sculpts a head of the Baby Jesus that looks like Marge Simpson or Donald Trump, you know there`s something rotten in Denmark or the Vatican.

I`m not an artist and I`m not the most spiritual person in the world, but drunk on moonshine I could sculpt a more realistic Baby Jesus head using Play-Doh.

The artist should be burned at the stake, the Baby Jesus statue should be donated to a pagan cult, and the parish should commission me to create a replacement Baby Jesus statue.

Pic of the abomination: