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Published:February 3rd, 2017 21:20 EST
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One Item On My Bucket List: Winona Ryder! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Winona Ryder ended up becoming the most memorable attendant of the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday after her hilarious series of expressive reactions to actor David Harbour`s speech swept the internet.

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The actress, who stars alongside David in hit Netflix series `Stranger Things,` could not control her wide-reaching range of emotions when her co-star chose to deliver a rousing speech as the cast were given the award for Best Ensemble Drama.

Winona, 45, seemed somewhat unprepared for the actor`s powerful and moving speech and led viewers on the journey of her reactions with increasingly dramatic facial expressions."

Fox News

There is but one item on my bucket list: Winona Ryder

Before I give up the ghost I want to spend one day and one night with Winona. That one transcendent day will more than compensate for a lifetime of disappointments and failures.

We would spend the entire day on a shoplifting spree, Winona would do all the shoplifting, and I would serve only as a distraction for the loss prevention officers.

That larcenous day would put a glow in my idol`s face, and it would render her in the perfect state of body and mind to knock boots with me all night long.

The kaleidoscope of facial expressions that Winona would make while we are engaged in an epic session of lovemaking would surely stop my heart, and at that point I wouldn`t care if I woke up in heaven or hell.

Until that glorious day when my wish is fulfilled, I have the video collage of Winona`s sexy and adorable facial expressions.

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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/01/30/winona-ryder-mocked-for-facial-expressions-at-sag-awards.html

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