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Published:February 14th, 2017 10:31 EST

Burger King Giving Away Sex Toys in Adult Meals for Valentine's Day

By Robert Paul Reyes

"While most of us might agree that a Valentine`s Day date at a fast food joint is kind of the worst thing ever, Burger King is prepared to fight that stigma. This year, the Israeli version of the OG chain is offering a romantic boxed food for two called the Adults Meal-designed for those 18 and older, so bring your ID-that comes with two Whoppers, two packets of fries, two beers, and a romantic adult toy. Spoiler alert: That means sex toy.

`Kids` meal? That`s for kids,` the commercial`s narrator seductively declares, before informing us that `Burger King presents the Adults Meal, with an adult toy inside. Only on Valentine`s Day.` The deal will only be available at BK locations in Israel on Feb. 14, from 6 p.m. until closing."


Denizens of a trailer park may consider a Valentine`s Day date at a Burger King the epitome of romance, but those of us whose teeth and brain cells haven`t been destroyed by meth would rather give Rosie O`Donnell a bikini wax than take our Valentine`s date to a fast food joint.

On the other hand, I`m sick and tired of being asked "do you want fries with that?" as soon as I step inside a burger joint, it would be refreshing to hear: Do you want a dildo with that?

An Israeli Burger King selling an adult meal with a whopper of a toy inside? The toy might as well be a miniature golden calf, divine vengeance will surely follow!

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