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Published:February 24th, 2017 17:53 EST
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Two Snuggie-clad Goats Terrorize Idaho Town

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A pair of goats dressed in snuggies were found roaming around an Idaho town unattended.

Nampa Police Department shared a photo of an Animal Control Officer holding the two escaped animals, each donning its own blue snuggie, in hopes of tracking down their owner."

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A goat is a universal symbol for evil, Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat has been striking fear in the hearts of men for thousands of years.

I wouldn`t be surprised to see a pair of goats in the backyard of an Illuminati witch like Beyoncé or Lady Gaga, but two Snuggie-clad goats wandering around in an Idaho town scares the Bejesus out of me.

Cops managed to track down the owners, who weren`t identified, but I bet they belonged to a satanic cult.

I don`t give the devil an inch for fear he`ll steal my soul, therefore you will never catch me wearing a Snuggie or petting a goat at a petting zoo.

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