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Published:May 5th, 2017 09:47 EST
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Caitlyn Jenner Bio a Bust! 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' Ratings Tanking! There's Hope for America!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Is our long national nightmare over? The saga of the hideous Kardashian-Jenners is losing steam at last. People may finally be wearying of people who are famous for no reason.

First: Caitlyn Jenner`s book about going from Bruce Jenner, Olympic athlete to Caitlyn Jenner, trans heroine, has not rung up big sales in book stores. On amazon, `The Secrets of My Life` is stalled at number 296. The Kindle version is at 487.

More worrying for the Ks are the ratings for their mothership TV show. `Keeping Up with the Kardashians` finished at number 17 this past Sunday for total viewers out of the top 25 cable shows."

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With the long-running success of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and all their spin-off reality series, and with the election of Donald Trump, I thought that the dumbing down of America had reached a point of no return, and that the Zombie Apocalypse was right around the corner.

But the steadily declining ratings of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and the failure of Bruce Jenner`s book to crack the bestseller lists gives me a glimmer of hope that there`s hope for America.

An emasculated reality show star reclaims his manhood by becoming a woman, this biography had sex, celebrity, and a freakness factor up the wazoo but it was a bust. There`s hope for America!

"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" has surgically-enhanced butts and boobs, and sex and selfies galore, but its ratings are tanking. There`s hope for America!

"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" is such an execrable mess that I could only endure watching about a couple minutes of one episode, had I continued watching it would have led to suicide or homicide.

If "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" is canceled maybe there`s hope that the Orange Menace will be impeached, or at least that he won`t be reelected.

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