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Published:May 19th, 2017 12:43 EST

Deer Strolls into Walmart and Freaks Out Over Walmart Freaky Shoppers

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Walmart shoppers in Wadena got a real sense of the outdoors Tuesday night when a deer strolled into the store.

Stephanie Koljonen, of Wadena, witnessed the commotion.
`We were in the pet aisle when we heard what sounded like shelves falling, then a woman screaming,` she said.

"We rushed to help and that`s when we saw a deer was on the loose.`
Koljonen says a fellow shopper swooped in and corralled the deer, gently holding it and covering its eyes so it wouldn`t be spooked. That`s when Koljonen grabbed her camera. She snapped a photo and shared it on Facebook. Her post now has more than 1,000 shares. Authorities later responded and freed the deer."


I rarely venture inside a Walmart, I value my sanity. The male Walmart shoppers look like Skid Row denizens, the females resemble contestants in a Trailer Park beauty contest, and the children look and act like Bebe`s kids.

It`s hardly surprising that the deer freaked out, I feel a sense of claustrophobia and paranoia when I`m surrounded by Walmart freaks.

Thank God for the quick-thinking Good Samaritan who held the deer, and most importantly covered its eyes so it wouldn`t see the rednecks and hood rats who populate Walmart.

Friends don`t let friends shop at Walmart!

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