June 4th, 2017 11:47 EST
Canadian Dude Mows Lawn With Tornado Behind Him
"A Canadian man`s commitment to lawn care is going viral after his wife snapped a photo of him mowing the grass with a tornado looming behind him.
Cecilia Wessels posted a photo to Facebook that she said was snapped Friday as a tornado passed near their Three Hills, Alberta home.
The photo shows Wessels` husband, Theunis, mowing the lawn with the tornado in the background.
Wessels later explained the tornado was not as close as it appeared to be in the photo and was moving away from their home at the time."
Tornadoes in Canada?
Talk about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
I`m surprised you can actually grow a lawn in the vast frigid wasteland that is Canada.
Perhaps this man was tired of his meaningless life in Canada and was seeking to commit suicide by tornado.
Or he could be one of those anal-retentive wankers who spends more time maintaining his lawn than he does maintaining his automobile and personal relationships.
Maybe his wife is such a nagging witch that he`d rather be outside mowing his lawn with a tornado bearing down on him, than inside with her.
He claimed that the tornado was actually moving away from his house. Hello! Tornadoes are unpredictable, they can turn on a dime.
After reading this story I`m grateful I don`t:
Live in Canada, am obsessed with my lawn, or have a nagging wife.
Pic of wanker mowing his lawn:
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