July 19th, 2017 20:34 EST
Shock Video! Mariah Carey is so Fat She Can Barely Dance!
"A recent Mariah Carey performance is making the rounds on the internet after fans noticed that she wasn`t dancing on stage.
The video of the singer`s performance in Las Vegas shows her barely dancing while singing her hit song, `Honey.`
As her back-up dancers dance energetically around her, Carey ever so slightly bounces her hips and lifts her arms. She doesn`t actually budge from her spot on the stage until she`s lifted by one of the dancers and set to rest on the backs of a few other dancers."
Mariah Carey was a huge star in the 90`s, now she`s just huge - she resembles a baby hippo.
Granted even an anorexic dancer would have trouble dancing wearing CFM shoes with tall stiletto heels, but the ageing crooner is moving as slow as molasses.
Had I been in the audience I would have harpooned the fat-ass celeb and put her out of her misery.
The fat cow doesn`t budge from her spot on the stage until she`s lifted by one the dancers. I hope the dancer didn`t strain his back, he should have tossed her off the stage.
I realize this article is focusing on her physique, but do you really want me to address her singing skills? She`s washed up, she can no longer carry a tune.
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