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Published:December 4th, 2017 11:01 EST
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Donald Trump is a Sick Puppy, He Devours Two Filet-O-Fish At a Time

By Robert Paul Reyes

"In a new memoir titled Let Trump Be Trump, former campaign manager and aide Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie write that Mr Trump`s appetite seems to know no bounds when it comes to McDonald`s, with his typical order consisting of two Big Macs, two Fillet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted milkshake."

Esquire


According to Wikipedia The Filet-O-Fish was invented in 1962 by a McDonald`s franchise owner in response to falling hamburger sales on Fridays resulting from the Roman Catholic practice of abstaining from red meat on Fridays.

Traditionally Catholics abstained from eating red meat as part of a penance to mark the day of Christ`s death, but today`s "Cafeteria Catholics" don`t think twice about eating a juicy steak or a greasy hamburger on Friday, or any religious holiday including Good Friday for that matter.

The Filet-O-Fish on a McDonald`s menu is an anachronism, there is no rational reason why the giant burger chain should still be selling the oddity.

I only order a seafood entree from a reputable restaurant, and I would never buy a fish sandwich from a fast food joint.

Only a fat bastard with a non-discriminating palate would eat a Filet-O-Fish, it should come as no surprise that Donald Trump devours two at a time.

I believe in the multiverse theory of quantum mechanics; I can only hope that in the infinite number of universes ours is the only one where the Filet-O-Fish- eating fat lard Donald Trump is leader of the free world.

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