March 24th, 2018 10:33 EST
Let's Pray There Isn't a Sex Tape of Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump
Only days before porn star Stormy Daniels` interview is scheduled to be broadcast on 60 Minutes to discuss her sexual affair with President Trump, her attorney tweeted a photo of a CD inside an opened safe, suggesting she has photos or videos.
In a caption accompanying the tweet, attorney Michael Avenatti writes: "If `a picture is worth a thousand words,` how many words is this worth?????
If you thought the Hulk Hogan sex video was disgusting and revolting, imagine a sex tape of Daniels and the Orange septuagenarian.
Imagine the consequences of a sex tape of Stormy and Trump being leaked online: Millions would retch is disgust, and a portal into hell would be ripped open.
I want to see Trump ruined and removed from office, nevertheless for the sake of the mental health of humanity I hope the CD only contains images of Stormy and Trump holding hands.
Jim Carrey`s latest painting depicts Trump and Stormy doing the nasty, and I will need therapy for the rest of my life. If I saw a video of them having sex I would probably kill myself.
A presidential seal covers Trump`s genitals, actually Carrey could have painted a presidential pin to cover his presidential junk. The caricature depicts Daniels pulling on Trump`s hair, revealing his bald spot. God I can`t go on with the description, if you want to see the damn thing, click the link at the bottom of the page. But for the love of God don`t blame me if you are traumatized.
Link to dreadful cartoon depicting Trump knocking boots with Stormy:
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