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Published:May 25th, 2018 11:43 EST
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Photos of Scaly Patch on Donald Trump's Face Scaring the Hell Out of Americans

By Robert Paul Reyes

Donald Trump hasn`t aged well, looking at his face on TV for more than a couple of seconds is as psychologically damaging as it is physically damaging to look at the sun.
Where do I begin? His mouth looks like a sphincter that`s ready to drop a load, his hair looks like cotton candy that sprouts from the head of a demon, his double chin is enough to scare anyone into going on a diet, the white circles around his eyes are grotesque, and his orange complexion makes him look like an Ooompa Loompa who just escaped from hell.

Now there`s a discolored circle on the left side of his hideous face, and it`s giving us the heebie-jeebies. Dermatologists say it`s likely a skin growth called keratosis, but I think it may be a sign that his human mask may be deteriorating.

If Special Counsel Robert Mueller ripped of Trump`s mask and exposed the demon from hell, white evangelicals would still worship the ugly freak as the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

Click this link to see Trump`s ugly mug, but don`t blame me if you suffer a heart attack:
http://www.businessinsider.com/spot-on-donald-trumps-face-may-be-keratosis-2018-5

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