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Published:August 15th, 2018 18:48 EST
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Top Ten List of Secret Service Code Names for Mike Pence

By Robert Paul Reyes

The Secret Service uses code names for the President, Vice President and First Lady, here`s my Top Ten list of code names for Mike Pence:

FLUFFER

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PRAYER BOY

MOTHER FUC*ER

(An allusion to Mike`s pet name for his spouse.)

NOT GAY MY ASS

MANAFORT`S BOY

BEADY-EYED CREEP

HYPOCRITE

CONVERSION THERAPY MORON

PEPE

HOLY CRAP

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