February 12th, 2019 17:37 EST
Hell Will Freeze Over Before I Buy a Joe Biden Scented Candle
"What do Joe Biden scented candles smell like?
Certainly not Joe Biden, unless he walks around smelling like an orange all the time.
The $22 candles are the best-selling item at the Delaware History Museum in Wilmington, regularly selling out thanks to still-strong home state `Joementum` even nearly two years after the former vice president left office."
Candles are romantic and they remind me of a simpler time, but I don`t buy any because I have a kitten whose hobby is knocking things over for the sheer hell of it.
But a Joe Biden scented candle isn`t evocative of romance and love, it conjures up images of decomposing corpses. I doubt you`ll see any Joe Biden scented candles at a brothel or a nightclub.
If a Joe Biden candle really smelled like its namesake, it would reek of an old man`s fart, Preparation H and soiled adult diapers.
Actually Joe Biden candles have the aroma of oranges; the only fruit I associate with Biden is a lemon.
I might plunk down a couple of bucks for a candle that smells like Tom Brady, I`m assuming that the legendary quarterback has the scent of his supermodel wife all over him. But hell will freeze over before I spend $22 for a candle that smells like Joe freaking Biden.
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